how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Except maybe the Cha Cha one.
I’m confused and intrigued.
And you don’t even know the page they’re on.
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REAPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
(Source: epic-humor)